Hi. My name is Jason Covert.

I’m not sure that there’s really much more that need be said after the above, but…

I like sushi and those things raw. I’ve been circled by sharks and stranded on blizzard ravaged mountaintops. I have swum with crocodiles, supped at the tables of the rich, and dined on the flesh of horses. I have rafted mighty gorges, bedded bathing beauties, and been attacked by monkeys in distant jungles. I have all twenty-one toes and fingers, two lungs, and one heart (and a typically male penchant for gadgets). I have worked as a caterer, Polaroid camera parts inspector, French waiter, camp counselor, government consultant, kayak instructor, muralist, gardener, and possess those talents most often associated with customer service. As someone who knows me intimately I feel just in declaring me a well rounded individual.