Lost and Found: Kick Hard Tom! UPDATED!
As I walked the street the other night, waiting for my dog to urinate, defecate, or have a fright-induced seizure, I saw this on the ground. It spoke to me immediately and so I picked it up.
I’m not much of a soccer fan and I know not who this man is – but even more importantly, I know not who Tom is. I even questioned the one guy in the neigborhood I know named Tom.
I don’t think there’s much more to be said about this objet d’art, save, kick hard Tom.
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!
It was recently brought to my attention that the gentleman in the above photo is none other than America’s pre-Mia Hamm sweet (hairy) heart: Alexis Lalas.
Fortunately I had thrown away the signed photograph I had previously found on the street, or else I would have been forced to take the $30 my informant (and Lalas fan) proffered.
